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I'm a Pilot, I Can't Fix Idiots, But I Can Take Them Far Away
Description
Blunt, funny, and 100% accurate. This aviation shirt is perfect for pilots with a dry sense of humor and a low tolerance for nonsense.
Ideal for flight instructors, commercial pilots, or anyone who’s ever had “that” passenger.
Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek, attractive fit
- Comfortable ribbed collar for shape retention
- Stabilized shoulder seams to prevent stretching
- Crafted from durable, smooth fabric for vibrant prints
- Ethically made with US cotton for sustainability
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.
IP Disclaimer
This design is an artistic representation of a classic aircraft. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any aircraft manufacturer or operator.